I've attempted to link and credit parts of this website where credit is due, but here are some global thanks.
This website was made with neocities, which is a free, open-source service that aims to bring back the fun, creative, and independent-minded web of the 90s. You can read more about it here .
This site is a sketchy pile of handwritten (AI-free!) HTML and CSS written with the help of stackoverflow, W3schools, and other tutorial/Q&A sites around the internet.